Skip to main content

Nipple Confidence

Higher self-esteem resulting from full, round nipples that point straight ahead.
by Ni99lelover April 30, 2011
mugGet the Nipple Confidence mug.

computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.
I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009
mugGet the computer confidence mug.

College Confidential

College Confidential can be very intimidating. Students who post there often have impressive accolades in hopes of gaining entrance to elite schools. Students who are subpar and below have been targeted for some ridicule, but in all fairness, just understand the bully is probably bullied himself by superficial guys at his school.

The real purpose of College Confidential is not to flaunt accomplishments but to prepare students for college expectations. It's a fairly lenient place and overconfident members are looked down upon. However, make sure you are able to handle students discussing high scores and great accomplishments--this is NOT a website for those who are easily jealous and insecure. If you're someone who will likely decide to live secluded life as a homemaker after seeing how successful these students are, do not risk your last thread of confidence.
College Confidential is great, if you can handle it.
by realtalkyo December 10, 2011
mugGet the College Confidential mug.

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)
He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.
by talacatori January 25, 2005
mugGet the CONFIRMED BACHELOR mug.

Confidential Friend

A friend like being which is unliked by most of society,yet secretly beloved by sub.
10:15
C. F.: Hi how are you friend
Sub. : Very good, indeed, I'll see ya in the movies, this afternoon

10:30
person: I hate (Name of C. F.)
Sub. : yeah, me too, he/she is so (insult)
C.F.= Confidential Friend
by HeinButz April 5, 2009
mugGet the Confidential Friend mug.

Confirgin

Being confused as to whether or not one is a virgin. Minor entry or blackout entry has occured.
After waking up after a wildly drunk night with a partial entry experience, Elle realized she was a confirgin.
by wtfisavirgin? April 15, 2009
mugGet the Confirgin mug.

configuration masochism

Within the field of Information Technology, the act of implementing, possibly but not necessarily, good practice configurations without any business value just for the sake of using the available functionality and thereby creating the feeling of self satisfaction which has as the consequence that other involved parties are hindered in performing their day to day operations which invokes great frustration for said parties.
An architect suffering of configuration masochism designs the configuration of a totally private cloud instance in such a way that for each department in the company a small "firewalled" subnet is created while discarding the fact that in the end all services implemented by each department within their respective network segments have to communicate to each other in a non predictable way. Because of that an endless set of firewall and routing rules have to be created to make communication between these services possible which defeats the purpose of having firewalled network segments in the first place.
by ABloodCryingEngineer March 29, 2013
mugGet the configuration masochism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email