Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.
by Khizzar May 15, 2008
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by Vert53 May 17, 2011
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We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.
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Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.
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My friends go to cloud chasing competitions every weekend and sometimes compete to win bottles of e-juice or a new mod.
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Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.
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