Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.

by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016

coccydynia

A pain in the butt

Every guy is such a coccydynia at some point

by You're welcome hoes April 5, 2016

Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...

What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!

by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017

Comcast

Customer service tactic of pretending to assist with the customer's request while dragging out the process in the hopes that they will give up and cancel their request.

I wanted to cancel my Columbia Records subscription but they Comcasted me so hard I finally just hung up with my membership intact.

by TimeWarnerIsTheWorst February 14, 2018

Compyeet

1: To finish something with an action one would describe as "awesome." To make a finishing move so awesome that everyone generally experiences surprise and shock.
2: The act of a great team/player going against another great team/player.

Ex 1: The game is compyeet after a whole court shot from LeBron James with one second to spare!
Ex 2: Michael Jordan and LeBron James are going to compyeet tomorrow!

by Chance4Doom February 18, 2019

Comysexual

Someone who’s sexually attracted to communism

Hi I’m Comrade Elmo and I’m Comysexual

by Comrade Elmo December 23, 2019

Comfy Core

comfy core, wearing comfy clothes and just comfy stuff, join us we’re epic.

Oh hey! I’m Comfy Core wbu?

by epic bitch 😎 January 17, 2021