commandon

When you get a hard on whilst going 'commando'

Dude! I got a stiffy whilst wearing no underwear. I got a proper commandon.

by c.arnold June 27, 2008

Comadoze

The act of laying down for a short nap and waking up to realize you're late and/or overslept

"hmm I have an hour before my linguistics class, I'm just gonna crash for bit"

*2 hours later*

"yaaaaawn... ZOMFG I'm late!! I knew I would comadoze"

by Ctonini2 March 16, 2010

Commando Hit

When you are smoking weed in a group and someone tries to sneak into the circle or moves spots in order to smoke out of turn.

Dude, that was a commando hit, you weren't supposed to go until after Kevin!

by Ginger Spice&Everything Nice June 17, 2010

Commando chow

When someone leaves some food or drinks to his friend's ensuring he/she can enjoy it later when visiting the friend next time. A tactical move which can be of use when planning a party weekend, for example.

A: Hey, dude. What are your plans for tonight?
B: Nothing, my boss called me and asked me to do night shift. Steve's sick so he can't do it.
A: That sucks! You're missing all the action. Well, I'm gonna go clubbing anyway. I left some commando chow in your fridge waiting for tomorrow if that's okay.
B: That's cool. Well, I gotta go bust my ass off.
A: Good for you. I'm gonna go raving with these spanish chicks. Wooo!

by JonesyD April 25, 2011

Commando Flooz

A common abbreviation of the word "no underwear hussy". Meant to denote promiscuous or loose behavior, while wearing no underwear, generally, on the part of a woman.

Ya what a dirty commando flooz!

by DoubleDNiner February 21, 2011

commando's sacrifice

To compensate for a lack of toilet paper in a public restroom by wiping one's anus with his or her own underwear. Truly a most shameful of fates.

Always bring toilet paper with you when traveling in China, lest you be forced to make the commando's sacrifice.

by Siriusbeatz July 17, 2013

commando shower

Quick scrub of unmentionables with use of minimal water, soap (if available), and speed

Joe was going to get lucky but first needed to freshen up with a commando shower.

by Frosty1997 March 17, 2015