Colonial Heights

A small city in Virginia composed of 97% white people, 2% black, and 1% asian/other.

Nicknames:
"Colonial Whites"
"CH"
"CW"

Colnial Heights Resident 1: When's the last time you seen a nigger in this town man?

Colonial Heights Resident 2: It's been a minute man.

by Nordan Jorris December 9, 2008

Colonic Briggsygation

A medical procedure in which the rectum is flushed out using Briggsy's acne pus and semen.

Little did he know, he was in for a colonic briggsygation...

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

colombian skyhawk

a sexual position. when having reverse cowgirl, lift the girl's legs up and down rapidly and "caw" repeatedly and loudly as a bird would. this is the colombian skyhawk.

Last night, Susie was riding me then I grabbed her legs and put her in the Colombian Skyhawk, but she misinterpreted my move as the Colombian Condor. It wasn't the Condor. It was the Skyhawk. Stupid Bitch.

by UglyStick May 30, 2009

Colonial

An adjective used to describe any person, event, or organization that is associated with excessive alcohol consumption. Derived from the fact that in colonial times approximately three times as much liquor was consumed, per capita, by the population of the United States.

“Damn Ruddy, why you gotta go colonial all the time?”
“That frat is so fucking colonial”

by Luke and Dennis January 5, 2009

Colombian Butt Blast

Where a female/male inserts cocaine into ones asshole. Afterward, the other person positions his ass near the nose of the person, then farting, causing the person to snort the cocaine with misery.

Me and my gay buddy were bored, so therefore we did the Colombian Butt Blast.

by The Colombian Butt Blaster August 14, 2011

Colombian boiler

Similar to that of an Italian Boiler, whereby a restrained man's penile shaft is dipped into a pot of boiling water, but substituting coffee for the water.

Last night I accidentally shot a load onto my sister's wedding dress, so my Filipino-descended father with a clubbed foot tied me up with a rusty chain and gave me a Colombian Boiler.

by DeanPalmer September 30, 2011

Colombine

Colombine:

When a person commits mass murder or loses their shit and goes crazy.

The photo they use when someone is caught.

For example: Thomas is about to go colombine if Jason steals one more beer.

by Topdecker May 2, 2018