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colitus

That upset stomach following vigorous sex
Doofy fucked so hard he’s got a major case of colitus.
by That’s not my name May 16, 2018
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Coitise

The coitise is an old middle-french term which defines the terrible action to be forced to answer to a question you never thought about.

In the late 1400's, the term enters in english language as a sexual offense: reject the obedience of reproduction by doing the act for itself.

The current and closest term for coitise is onanism.
What do you think about the earth around the sun ? (MA man)
- ...
Don't bother, he's on coitise (MA-man2)

The sexual deviant was sentenced to the wheel for his coitisim way of life (Minutes from Charles Bunwick trial, ~1520)
by Stefan Uro August 24, 2018
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Cottus

Not to be confused COTUS (Center of the universe syndrome).
Not to be confused with coitus (you know, that).

It's own thing. A beast with a thousand hands. Respect it's thang and you may have the keys to places you know not of in this life!
A: You know that... dude in our Spanish class? The one with the tattoos. Total Cottus.
B: Dude, that's not a dude, dude.
A: Total Cottus!
by bn_thelone_li October 12, 2019
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COTUS

Congress of the United States. Like POTUS and SCOTUS, but COTUS
I want to run for COTUS!
by Natty Z September 4, 2021
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coinussy

When you, or a friend uses their ass as a coin slot. An organic piggy bank some would say.
"Damn, that coinussy got me acting unwise"
by CrustaceousLemon October 26, 2022
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coinus boinus

adj A term to describe something heavily hyped and promoted that ultimately turns out to be a scam, or at least heavily embellished for the sake of convincing people to buy in; similar to "smoke and mirrors" or "snake oil." Popular examples: Theranos, Fyre Festival, NFTs, Elon Musk, MoviePass

noun 1. A bad faith offer of opportunity, especially pertaining to financial gain; specifically the essential quality of lacking a realistic foundation.
2. The intrinsically fictive nature of any societal construct so deeply ingrained in contemporary society that many if not most people don’t realize that it is simply a thing that someone made up and not an immutable law of nature, especially one that exists in service of legitimizing systems of power (eg. money, borders, social hierarchy, etc)
Anyone with any actual technical knowledge knows that Elon's entire reputation is all just coinus boinus.

Walter told everyone that his NFT series of kittens dressed like famous WWII figures would be the next big thing and net them millions, but it soon proved to be a whole bunch of coinus boinus after he ran off with their money.

They hide it well behind a façade of expensive suits and smart-sounding jargon, but doesn’t take much digging to realize that the modern field of economics is really just the study of coinus boinus
by Cletus Meatus December 8, 2024
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Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."
Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe
by CoreyTech June 18, 2018
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