An actual narcissistic psychopath that drags anyone in her life through a IED field of madness on one of her good days; and turns into an actual monster under ‘Mercury Retrograde. But pretends to be Mary Poppins when anyone else shows up.
Fills the gap in her soul with any and all dick.
Rapey as fuck.
Really great at gaslighting.
Recharges her energy based on the amount of ANY attention she can get from anyone.
Her blood is actually a flammable acid, no really; it might actually be napalm. Or that stuff that the tiny lizard thing in the original Jurassic park spits in that fat guys face when he’s trying to smuggle the Dino DNA off the island.
Likes to roll around in self made mud puddles at 4 AM with no fucks given for the neighbors trying to sleep.
Dislikes showering, brushing her hair, and people who get sick of babysitting the belligerent child that she acts like.
Puts her vag on only fans and then gets mad when people she knows see it… even though she was planning on throwing it at them anyway.
To put it simply; she’s an 867-5309.
Fills the gap in her soul with any and all dick.
Rapey as fuck.
Really great at gaslighting.
Recharges her energy based on the amount of ANY attention she can get from anyone.
Her blood is actually a flammable acid, no really; it might actually be napalm. Or that stuff that the tiny lizard thing in the original Jurassic park spits in that fat guys face when he’s trying to smuggle the Dino DNA off the island.
Likes to roll around in self made mud puddles at 4 AM with no fucks given for the neighbors trying to sleep.
Dislikes showering, brushing her hair, and people who get sick of babysitting the belligerent child that she acts like.
Puts her vag on only fans and then gets mad when people she knows see it… even though she was planning on throwing it at them anyway.
To put it simply; she’s an 867-5309.
“Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? 867-5309, for the price of a dime, I can always turn to you, 867-5309.”
“Jenny Coco? That Bitch is feral.”
“Jenny Coco? That Bitch is feral.”
by Idon Likeu Etall December 26, 2021
Get the Jenny Cocomug. ˈ/kōkō/, noun: abbreviated form of the term 'Cowboy Compensation'.
A state of dress, vehicle, thick-soled boot, or other material good that counterbalances/makes up for an inadequate sense of masculinity in the rural community.
Inidividuals whom take this to an excessive-level are often known as CoCo Puffs.
Not to be confused with the urban usage of Coco, representing cocaine
A state of dress, vehicle, thick-soled boot, or other material good that counterbalances/makes up for an inadequate sense of masculinity in the rural community.
Inidividuals whom take this to an excessive-level are often known as CoCo Puffs.
Not to be confused with the urban usage of Coco, representing cocaine
Coco (Rural):
Brady lives in the Midwest and spends his life-savings on a large truck he has no practical use for. Brady does this due to his need for validation as a man. Brady has invested in Coco.
When spending an evening out on the town, Bill exclusively dons cowboy boots with 2"+ heels. He also sports a large belt-buckle, and obnoxious hat. Bill is a proud, 5'7" CoCo Puff.
Tyler is now married and invests in a work truck for use at his home. Tyler does not modify the vehicle. Tyler wears boots when working, and formal shoes downtown. Tyler is smart, and has not involved himself with Coco.
Brady lives in the Midwest and spends his life-savings on a large truck he has no practical use for. Brady does this due to his need for validation as a man. Brady has invested in Coco.
When spending an evening out on the town, Bill exclusively dons cowboy boots with 2"+ heels. He also sports a large belt-buckle, and obnoxious hat. Bill is a proud, 5'7" CoCo Puff.
Tyler is now married and invests in a work truck for use at his home. Tyler does not modify the vehicle. Tyler wears boots when working, and formal shoes downtown. Tyler is smart, and has not involved himself with Coco.
by Adam_TheCarter January 10, 2017
Get the CoCo (Rural)mug. a small boy who likes boobies and boners. if your hanging out with a cody coco he will likely scream ohhh nooo and other expressions that are not recognizable by any language anywhere. this douchebag is definately a mother fucker.
by scrapemyvag October 19, 2012
Get the Cody Cocomug. My partner does't like to waste food and she doesn't like coco wheats. But over the course of two weeks she ate all the coco wheats for breakfast, just to get rid of them. Using something you don't like - just to avoid wasting it - is coco-wheating.
When it became apparent my boyfriend was not going to eat those disgusting raisin cookies, I started coco-wheating them.
by obstinate_emu March 19, 2022
Get the coco-wheatingmug. Guy 1: Hey man, I just found myself a coco bunny. She’s the sweetest
Guy 1: Ah yeah! Snow bunnies are overrated
Guy 1: Ah yeah! Snow bunnies are overrated
by Yoinkayeet December 20, 2022
Get the Coco bunnymug. The phrase that became increasingly popular when Conan O'Brien had to choose between switching shows or leaving NBC. The phrase originated from Tom Hanks from one of Conan's episode.
by Ravenshaw1 April 30, 2010
Get the I'm with Coco.mug. by captsaveahoe December 13, 2005
Get the coco puffsmug.