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Covfefe

Used by president Donald Trump, his fingers were too small to reach the rest of the letters on the keyboard so he compromised and use the letters he could reach.
by inquisitivePawbeast June 2, 2017
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Covfefe

To not give a fuck because I'm going to piss on a Russian hooker.
I would really like to care about global warning but covfefe.
by DonaldJ Trump June 2, 2017
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Covfefe

???..not even a frigging verb?

When you try to say the word "coverage" but your a fuckin imbicle, ass cheeto and says this
Trump has been awarded by Wikipedia for his "pulled out of ass information" as he shocks media all over with "covfefe"
by Brooklynnwolfe@gmail.com June 2, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

A mental state somewhere between exhaustion and hysteria, in which one feels as though much more time has gone by than actually has.
Only two minutes had passed since Susan had last looked at the clock; she tapped her foot to relieve the oppressive covfefe as she waited for the results.

"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."
by strawberry auklet June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

when your spellcheck hates you for being a drunk ass bitch.
Shit. Sorry. Covfefe.
by Sparkword June 2, 2017
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Covfefe

Covfefe: I have a rash on my covfefe, I'm going to put some cream on it.
by teresamittman June 9, 2017
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Covfefe

The polite response by atheists when someone sneezes. To be used by people who don't believe in god in lieu of "Bless you" to avoid feeling hypocritical.

This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.
Person 1: "Hatchoo!"
Person 2: "Covfefe"
by penumbrafest July 26, 2017
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