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Coronavirus

A virus created by the Chinese that will send everyone into quarantine for many months and will change the way we live for many months after it is gone. Many people will be upset with the fact that you must wear a mask in public and in stores. Millions will die by the time it’s over. A vaccine will be created however and the second time it hits, it will be less intense.
Wear a mask in public, you don’t want to catch the coronavirus.
by kden.co July 7, 2020
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Coronavirus

The virus that will make Donald Trump america's president another 4 year.
Donald: All spanish people will die from the virus that come from beer.
Spanish people: Vote for Donald and buy 708677 pounds of toilet paper.
China: We never had so much money from a coronavirus.
by oussamabinladen33 April 7, 2020
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Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago
by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020
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Coronavirus

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.
Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.
by smertyponts April 10, 2020
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Coronavirus

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away
Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy
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Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.
Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then
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Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.
The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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