clusterfuckularity

the philosophical stance of utilizing inflated jargon to obscure one's already arcane and incoherent position such that it appears intelligent

Jaclyn noted that Professor Smith's deployment of the concepts of connectivity, contemporaneity, and planetarity was in fact a clusterfuckularity.

by Minxy Noodle October 18, 2012

Clusterfuck

A group of 10 or more popular kids that are Holier-Than-Thou

Ew its the Clusterfuck again, why can they hang out at Walmart or something smh

by ImSoooooBored May 22, 2018

clusterfrack

First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.

After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.

by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015

Clusterfuck Grading System

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"

Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF

by UCo July 22, 2011

Clusterfuck

The art of being disconnected discombobulated and generally unorganized

This project has become a clusterfuck

by DoUdV8 August 15, 2017

Clusterfunk

A series of unpleasant events that escalade into a huge problem totally blown out of perportion.

"yo, did you hear about the fight last night?"

"yeah, What started that?"

"oh man dont even get me started, it was just a huge clusterfunk"

by Eoghan Dillon January 9, 2009

Clusterfuck

World War 2 terminology for any group of soldiers that would be easily wiped out by an incoming grenade.

"Yep, one well placed grenade by charlie, and that whole clusterfuck is going home in pine boxes."

by P!o.o!P December 27, 2009