chowder musket

Male Genitalia, love musket chowder semen

Dude, Dave's taken to many shots to the head from his boyfriends chowder musket.

by rjhyardbug February 19, 2008

Chowder Wench

chow·der wench. noun. A female who is in charge of eating all a man's chowder. No, not New England clam chowder!

Man, that chowder wench sure was hungry!

by NateDizzSevenSeven May 23, 2008

Clowner

A clowner is someone who tries to act cool while they’re making a foolery out of themselves

Friend: *Says the n-word*

Me: You’re such a clowner fam!

by Daddy and mamassaa May 5, 2020

Chowder Lip

Finishing yourself off by hand And pumping your creamy man chowder all over his or her upper lip.

She was doing sloppy top on me so good I was bout to bust so I pulled her head back and finished myself off by hand and gave her the old chowder lip.

by Dick Onchin November 10, 2020

Chowder volcano

The art of farting loads of sperm out of your ass.

My boyfriend was so aggressive last night he had my ass full , so I showed him the chowder volcano to empty my ass.

by Thomas broadway September 28, 2021

Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

by LF-ex November 12, 2010

beef chowder

Don't be gross it's just chowder with chunks of beef.

Bob is making the biggest batch of beef chowder I have ever seen.... Ew

by Youcant October 16, 2015