clementine

A Clementine is the result of a cheeto dick and an ass tulip.

That clementine I gave your mom last night looked like the real thing until it started bleeding.

OR

Hey Slick, I licked the clementine I gave your little sister. It wasn't as sweet and juicy as I expected, but I had to get the taste of her meatloaf out of my mouth somehow.

by Josh Wright January 12, 2005

Clementine

When, Late at night, the male in the relationship approaches his spouse not to be seen by her in any way, and while she watches her favorite late night sit-com on the love seat in her newly furnished living room, the male appears... very slowly from behind the couch, and when fully covering her body with his monsterous shadow, he pours a bag of sugar on her forehead and runs away faster than the man on the side of my gatorade bottle.

My Wife was startled by the massive Clementine i unleashed on her face when she was watching HOuse.

by FLincher?!?!?! May 20, 2006

Clementine Suicide

1.model on Suicidegirls.com.
2.scene queen.
3.one of the best dressed people on the internet, always wearing designer labels.

clementine suicide should be my baby's momma.

by scenescuzzy August 5, 2008

Clementine

A badass person. One who usually is the real party guy and knows what he doing.

Dude! Look at Clementine! Hes the only one who could do that!

by that-one-cool-guy July 20, 2009

Clementine

The inability to finish any piece of work no matter what the reward offered or with any regard as to how beneficial the reward might be

"i'm just gonna clementine on this job, sod it"

"I know they offered me loads of money, but i'm just gonna clementine my way out of this one"

by Kingwillasa June 18, 2013

jessica jane clement

she is a british glamour model and actress. she frequently gets her tits out and she is lesbian

i saw jessica jane clement kissing a girl with her tits out

by ukxhitman May 2, 2011

Clement

Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.

Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.

Anyone who loves the LEGO Movie is probably a Clement.

My mom says that I’m such a Clement.

by bagelmorgue April 15, 2019