Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.

Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."

by NeverFearTheTurkIsHere April 28, 2010

clister

Ordinarily refers to a soft wax used by cross country skiers when conditions are warm, but the better definition is that it's what chicks get when they ride their bike too much.

She rode a century and now she has a clister.

by bike seat lover March 4, 2009

clusterfucilitation

\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\

The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.

It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.

Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation

What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!

by jksurfer September 19, 2009

Cluster Fucking

To drive on a busy freeway in close proximity to other cars, ignoring the multiple open lanes. Usually entails drivers clustering to the right side of the freeway while two or more left hand lanes are open, causing a dangerous and just stupid scenario at high speeds, greatly increasing the probability of an accident, which is usually caused by one person hitting their brakes, getting rear-ended, losing control of their car. This process repeats for the car that caused the rear-ending, as he/she is then rear-ended, and this goes into a domino effect of destruction, chaos, and sometimes death. Which in some circles, is recognized as Traffic Darwinism, as the less intelligent drivers are sometimes killed by their own stupidity.

Other definitions:

A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.

WTF is up with these people! Get out of the way! Look at all that freeway over there! Bunch of cluster fuckers!

I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!

Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!

by notstoppingtohelp February 24, 2010

Cluster phobia

The fear of to many objects in a confined area.

My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia

by Plumbsavvy August 2, 2016

Slut Cluster

A group of females usually seen flocking around college parties and / or bars. General attire can be any combination of revealing or skin tight fabrics, or be missing altogether. Average IQ of the group is likely below the standard. May seem to shamelessly fit cultural stereotypes. Possibly inviting, but may be vicious. Approach cautiously.

James: Did you see where Bob went?
Leonard: He got too close to the Slut Cluster. We have to get out while we still can!
James: We can still save him!
Leonard: He's dead, Jim!

Will: Let's go to that awesome bar.
Nathan: Word is, it's overrun by Slut Clusters. You can't get to the tap without getting sucked....in.
Will: Well count me in.

by Wiston November 3, 2013

Wal-Mart Clusterfuck

The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.

Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.

The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.

"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.

I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."

by comorbid June 14, 2010