Creationism

A synonym for 'bullshit'.

Person A: I believe in creationism.
Person B: You are retarded.

by Corkeyno666 May 24, 2017

creationist

One who is stupid on purpose.
See moron

Creationist Dr. Kent Hovind: OK class, today we are going to be watching a documentary called the Flintstones. Repeat after me: Yabba Dabba Doo!!

by Firewalker239 December 9, 2008

0.8 Direction

The boy band One Direction, minus Zayn Malik.

Yo, did you hear Zayn quit 1D?!

Holy shit, really? We're calling them 0.8 Direction from now on!!

by namebar115 March 29, 2015

creationism

This is a belief which was invented to explain why we are all here. Basically it states that the world was created by some greater being (God). But then who created God? The theory of Creationsim falls flat through stating the Earth is thousands of years old, despite the fact it was proved to be billions of years old through scientific research. Creationists mock the theory of evolution and condemn the teaching of evolution at school. Evolution seems like the most sensible theory to me. Ah, but then howcome there are so many gaps in the evolutionary pathway? For one thing, it is a real fluke that an animal survives in fossil form, a billion-to-one chance requiring exactly the right geological conditions. Yes, we have a lot of skeletons in museums, but they are nothing when you consider how many animals have existed over the history of time. For another thing, it has been suggested that evolution takes place in jumps rather than gradually (a new, more evolved species suddenly starts appearing, gradualy takes over the older species). As for the teaching of evolution at school, it is taught as a theory. You don't have to believe in it. On the other hand, teaching Creationism at school involves indoctrinating children. I still remember being told that "God is always watching us and can punish us if we act or think wrongly". It makes me laugh when certain Creationists complain about CCTV cameras everywhere or the government spying on us all. Beliefs like Creationism were the Big Brother and the CCTV cameras of their day, were used to control the working classes. Now George W Bush is talking about teaching Creationism in schools in the USA instead of evolution. I can't help feeling all he really wants to do is create a brainwashed army to fight a religious war against Muslims.

A certain Creationism-believing journalist equates anyone who believes in evolution with genocidal murderers, tells us how narrow-minded they are. That's funny, because the religious people I've met are some of the most narrow-minded, snobbish, hypoctrical bigots I've ever had the misfortune the come across.

by Stormsworder December 7, 2006

Directionator

The kind of person you want to hit with an axe. Pretty much.
These girls try to fit in with us, but it won't ever work. They probably will only like Harry because he gets solos and hate everyone else. They'll try to fit in, but they won't get any of our inside jokes, or know who the fuck were talking about. They only know WMYB and think they're so dedicated. They think they know shit, but really they're irrelevant and deserve a banana in the face.
They don't know Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie, Uncle Simon, Cher,Ed,Savan, The Tomo, Barry, Hughey, Ian, Wayne, and Kyle, Larry Stylinson, US One Direction.
They wont get SUPEERRMMANN, spoons, cats, Larry Stylinson, how much Australia means to us, PEW PEW, Nandos, football, DJ Malik, Carrots, IM A SONG, energy juice,fungi jokes, mirrors, turtles, or July 24th at 8:22 pm will just be another time for them. Nope .
And the sad thing is, we deal with it.

"OMG ZAYNE IS SMOKIN IM GON TWEET HIM TO STOP OMFGZZZ Y DIDN'T ANYONE THUNK OF DAT?!?!"

" OH GUIZE SHUDD UP DIS MY SONG................................................THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!"

"OMIGOD I HATEZ DANIELLE AND ELENOR THEY STOLE MY MAAAANNNNNNNNN!"

"OMIGOD NAILL CAN JUST LEAVE THE BAND"

"OMIGOD I HATE DIRECTIONATORS THEY PROBABLY THINK LOUIS IS PRONOUNCED LEWIS LAWLZZ"

and btw my babeh Nialler is actually perfect in every aspect of life.

LH2BH BITCHES

by liamsbabeh October 6, 2012

creationism

A word that refers ONLY to the specific creation myth that the world was created as per the book of Genesis, and the people who try to defend that story as the literal truth.

"Creationism is contradictory in the simple fact that it attempts to discredit science, while at the same time trying to use science to justify it's position."

by devilzukin December 3, 2003

rod of correction

A penis, the male sexual organ.

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction

by Iblisatan January 23, 2007