christymarkwell

The middle, mediocre, or normal example in a situation of two opposite extremes. In a group of three, the most even-tempered, least sarcastic, least whiny, etc.

"Julie wears sooo much make-up, it's disgusting. Agnes is such a prude she wouldn't be caught dead with lip balm on. I guess Margaret is just the christymarkwell of this group."

by Liadan December 14, 2008

Chrystalice

The sex beast of the runescape clan 3Xtermination

Dam that chrystalice is such a sexy beast

by wowomgtvs September 10, 2009

Christybelle

A tall, skinny, spanish looking dreamboat of a man who plays serenades for young lads as they consume vast amounts of marijuana. Christy belles are known to be attracted to very easy girls, or also for bitches who have weird names (see Karina).

I heard ChristyBelle playing guitar all night long last night. And then I grew a boner.

by AMburgerz March 2, 2010

Christycle

Shortened version of the phrase "Christ on a bicycle". Used to display one's surprise at something, when one is in too much of a hurry to utter the entire phrase.

Six dollars for a doughnut? Christycle!

by Purple_T December 2, 2010

chrystia

a girl who refuses to grow up, for fear that the unicorns won't believe in her anymore.

example: chrystia is someone who watches disney chanel, and believes in ninjas, unicorns, and narnia

by absentia2u June 7, 2011

Chrystal McCarthy

A first nations girl that can drink most men under the table

Wow look at that Chrystal McCarthy girl she put all those men to shame

by The dirty ex October 4, 2011

Chrystosser

One who keeps a 'dear diary' of all of his accomplishments in life. Highly competitive, yet is always last to get simple important things done; like get a licence.

He's told me he's beaten me 68 games to 55 in pool. Who count's all of that? What a Chrystosser!

by Biting Suarez October 6, 2013