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Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
by Casual Historian April 25, 2022
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Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle
Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.
by John Doe357 November 4, 2013
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Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.
Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.
by DrJay361 May 13, 2023
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Christie Road

Literally the most Green Day song ever. No seriously, it's literally about Billie Joe Armstrong smoking grass at Christie Road.
Give me something to do to kill some time
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road 🎶
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
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Christy

A person who makes people in his lab
Me: Hey what do you do for a living?

Christy: Ehh I make humans in my lab.
by Swxtz February 4, 2022
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Christy

Christy, a guy that anyone would be lucky to be friends with. He can be a real goofball and make you laugh till your stomach muscles hurt! If you are a friend of his you'll know this, you will also know how handsome he is. A Christy leaves men AND women in awe when he walks past, he can make the whole class laugh with just one word. A Christy also is very talented, someone who is incredible at multiple things. Christy is someone you don't want to lose in life, so if you're lucky enough to have one then hold on tight! They can be a bit shy and quiet but as soon as you get to know him he is so hilarious and loving
Scenario 1:

Guy 1- "Did you hear what Christy said in science earlier"

Guy 2- "Yeah! He's hilarious!

Scenario 2:

Girl 1- "ugh i'm so depressed"

Girl 2- "oh no! how come?"

Girl 1- "Christy is going out with someone else"

Girl 2- "nooooo"
by __godisking__ November 15, 2020
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