chrismeister

A pussy ass nigga that has a horrible reputation; has a unnatural motive to "bake that chicken"
Often seen with a guy named Ishmoll "Mitchell Jameson" George who always has intentions on facking underage girls

"Yo shorty whats the word, you tryna hang?"
"Nah I dont hang with bitchass niggas, you are a chrismeister!!!"

by Michael "ZAMASTER" Wood April 1, 2024

Christabel Gomes

The most beautiful name any girl could have! A unique adaptation of combining Christa with a gang associated mafia last name Gomes, which originates from the depths of Mexico.

Happy birthday to all the Christabels!!

Is that the Christabel Gomes!!???

Woah look at that cutie Christabel Gomes

by MAYFUJ July 24, 2024

Chrisabella

When Chris and Isabella intertwine and link to make one.

Motel: “Yo what’s up Chrisabella”

Chris: “Hop off my meat”

by Gritherdrose August 13, 2024

Christaflop

Christaflop means someone bowing down to the lord

I need some extra support right now, I’m going to Christaflop at church.

by AlaskanMoose April 27, 2025

Chrishell

A Christian who CLAIMS to be in Jesus but is a really bad and awful person who nevers repents and ask forgiveness.

Dang that christian guy really said that you! What a Chrishell

by Theoneandonlymonkey May 9, 2025

The Chrismer Way

Not wanting to hang around or stop by toxic people houses. We just let them talk shit behind our backs until they are help accountable for their actions.

Pretty sure you have been next-door multiple times and not ever stopped to say hello or apologized for not doing so. No worries its the Chrismer way.

by clchrismer November 18, 2021

Pulling-a-Christal

The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.

"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.

by Assholius Dirtbagidus October 19, 2012