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Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
by Casual Historian April 25, 2022
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Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle
Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108
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Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.
by John Doe357 November 4, 2013
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Christy

Christy is the crustiest girl EVER. She used to work at The Krusty Krab but then se had an intimate sexual relation ship with the cashier, Squid ward Tentacles and got fired. Christy is a short girl with golden-brown hair who pretends she doesn't know how to speak Arabic because for some reason she's ashamed. If you EVER, EVER see Christy drawing a Sponge bob on anything, you better rub it out before she makes an army of them and cook you in a Krabby Patty.
M: Look at Christy she's drawing Spongebob on the big white board. *takes out phone*
F: *goes to the board and wipes the whole thing off*
F: Did you get that on video?
M: No, you were taking too long :(
by stalker GANG GANG May 28, 2019
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Corpus Christi, Texas

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red
Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)
by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
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Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
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Christy

The sweetest most amazing person you’ll ever meet everyone wishes they could be around her and just her presence lights out the room. Her smile is second to nun and there isn’t anything in this world she won’t do to make everyone’s day just a little better
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