man chowder

male ejaculate

She gave me a bomb ass hog smoke and I sprayed my man chowder all over her face

by Chips March 19, 2004

taint chowder

The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.

I made some mad taint chowder after eating that burrito from Taco Bell.

by KO32 January 11, 2009

Glam Chowder

1980s hair metal bukkake.

Skid Row came through town last night and all we got was their glam chowder!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015

parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

Singapore Clam Chowder

An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".

Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.

by OmegeDas January 12, 2015

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007