A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.
See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.
by TLO Smudge April 30, 2004
I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.
by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009
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by Alistair Challans August 22, 2006
A person, who for no reason, decides to karate chop another person in the shin, causing major bruising. A shin chopper will rarely say sorry to their victims, and if they do, they will not mean it because they seem to think its funny.
Mel: i can't believe you just shin chopped me!
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*
by TheGreenMachine May 04, 2009
A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.
I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.
by ThotsArePeopleToo December 10, 2015
I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.
by stripeypajamas September 25, 2016