Squatting cobbler

Fetish filming of person sitting on pie

He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion

by Saul Fan September 3, 2016

gock cobbler

A member of the Cobbler crime family of Cechnya, Gock Cobbler was the outcast of 3 sons. Trying to impress his father, head of the family, Gock took place in the Breslin school massacre. He then started running guns for the Chechnyan radicals. A Soviet agent was sent to kill him and did so with ease. This agent then took up the monacre of Gock Cobbler and stole his identity to gain more intel on the cobbler crime family. They were responsible for the murder of the agents son who was at Breslin School. At one point the agent ‘Gock Cobbler’ sodomized and murdered a Bosnian chicken farmer gaining the nick name ‘Cock Gobbler’.

Ewwww. Your such a Gock Cobbler.... You probably gobble lots of cock!

by Eugene Kcrabsz July 31, 2019

Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.

Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.

by Buck Jay June 21, 2021

National cobblestone day

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow”

You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!

by xTsLzpanda July 21, 2021

chobblesome

To be 'talk-worthy' or should be talked about more.

"This tower is quite chobblesome"

by TheMeerkaTtT June 23, 2022

cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

by dunkd February 4, 2010

Mc Chubble

a Mc Chubble is the combination of a double burger and a chicken burger purchasable on the McDonalds dollar menu. The double burger is split down the middle with one meat patty on each bun. The chicken burger is then inserted in the middle thus creating a Mc Chubble.

Dan: what is that?
Taylor: Its the greatest burger at McDonalds for only two bucks!
Dan: whats it called?
Taylor: The Mc Chubble.

by jcisblindpimp April 2, 2011