Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"

"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023

Chipotle

Wanting to have sex with your teacher/professor

Professor, my chipotle is ready, can I go get it?

Class Dismissed.

by Ausomefire September 20, 2023

chipotle

do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.

"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"

by person192-37184r27351498128941 December 2, 2021

Chipotle Syndrome

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you

As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker

by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022

Chipotle Coke

The unique flavor of Coca Cola from Chipotle after eating a large amount of cilantro. It mostly tastes like Coke, but it has an herbal, floral harshness to it from the cilantro flavor in your mouth.

Normally Coca Cola is my favorite soft drink, but Chipotle Coke leaves a weird taste in my mouth.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022

Chipotle whore

Simone’s who loves chipotle way too much

That girl/guy is a chipotle whore

by Bigg philly May 30, 2024