strawberry cheesecake brownie

A delectable desert created with three different bodily fluids. First, the woman must be menstruating. After copulation, ejaculate onto (not in) the vagina, then defecate on top of the jism and blood-soaked groin. This is simulatneously mixed and baked when the feces, sperm, and menstrual blood is inserted back into the vagina through another round of intercourse. Allow to sit inside the vaginal cavity for 15-25 minutes. The brownies may extracted with a ferocious menstrual explosion. Let cool for 5 minutes and serve.

Benny and Jo decided on saving time by simultaneously satisfying their mutual sweet tooth as well as their scatological fantasies by baking a half-dozen strawberry cheesecake brownies for all to enjoy.

by Bonky October 6, 2007

Cherry Cheesecake

A cheesecake topped with cherry pie filling. Quite good.

The best cherry cheesecake can be found in New York City. Why do you think they call it New York cheesecake?

by ke6isf November 22, 2003

Cheesecake

When a person or group of people ejaculate or cum on a person’s (typically mans) ass. Hence the ass is the cake and the cum is the cheese. Isn’t necessarily gay but very easily can be when not done right.

Billy: Hey Steve, yo ass about to be cheesecaked bro!
Greg: Yeah we finna eat it afterwards!
Steve: Greg what?
Billy: Greg get the fuck outta here with that gay shit, we gonna just make the cheesecake, not eat it.

by Insert here November 21, 2018

Cheesemare

Consuming too much cheese during daylight hours resulting in bad dreams.

Those juicy feta chunks gave me some wicked cheesemares last night.

Dude, I had the craziest cheesemare last night, woke up this morning sweating my ass off!

by KennyKendeera March 18, 2010

cheeseballs

An expletive, expression of shock or dismay. Most often used to replace gosh.

Cheeseballs! That car almost totally sideswiped me!

Cheeseballs, guys, why do I always have to be the responsible one?

Aw, cheeseballs.

by samuels May 24, 2005

Cheeseballs

A person acting totally retarded, goofy, silly, or other wise stupid.

Those kids are acting like cheeseballs!

You're such a freakin' cheeseball man!

by DNC123 February 5, 2010

orangutan cheesecake

When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.

"Man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert!"

by Corey R. April 23, 2008