Cheesecake Factory

When you are drunk and trying to say "strawberry shortcake" but you think of the restaurant Cheesecake Factory instead and end up saying the restaurant name.

F*ck that b*tch, i'll give her a "cheesecake factory".

by Tammy the 4th December 25, 2008

Cheesecake

The single most absolutely DELICIOUSSSSS dessert. So good some people will descibe it like it is the only joy they have ever had in their entire life. It is rivaled only by Bavarian cream donuts.

Ms. Finklestein have you ever had cheesecake?

OHHH YESSS ITSS DELICIOUSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cockstar3000 June 8, 2010

mint cheescake

It means that you're bascially a sweet person with a attitude sometimes.

my girlfried is can be such a mint cheesecake sometimes.

by Jeff Richardson July 6, 2005

Orangutan-Cheesecake

When a male is having intercourse with a partner, then forces said partner's face into their armpit until the partner vomits. The man then scrapes the vomit into a pie-plate and mixes with cream cheese, then forces his partner to eat it.

Guy 1: "Man, my girl's into some weird shit, and she wanted to try something new, so I didn't shower for like, three days, and I gave her an orangutan-cheesecake last night."
Guy 2: "Dude! That's fuckin' sick! Did she like it?"
Guy 1: " Nah, man.....nah..."

by The Keallach February 24, 2014

Cheesecakehat

An internet forum created by a socialy inept Asian boy named Ben. At one time or another, the core group of posting members attended Springboro High School. A place of random discussion and good times that has turned quickly into an unpleasant forum dominated by extreme flaming, the lazy Facist admin, and the so-called elitist "veterans" of CCH. One such "veteran," Awful_Waffle, became a tyrant during the fall out of the consant trolling of the member Xman (Xman destroyed many threads by letting his dislike of another member, Spire, be known constantly). Awful_Waffle called for many changes, including the banning of unregistered guest posting (something he has always despised, along with the other elitist "veterans"). He also turned every post into an attack on Spire, and became somewhat of a troll himself. The drama of CCH continues, even after the suspension of Xman (believed to be the main cause of the problems). For now, Cheesecakehat is the cesspool of the internet.

Welcome to Cheesecakehat! LOL WTF

by Lurker_of_the_Void June 4, 2007

cheesle

The byproduct of micro-filed calluses and dead skin that closely resembles canned, grated Parmesan cheese mixed with small amounts of grime or mold. Typically, it is discarded as non-biohazard medical waste or fed to pet dust mites.

Cindy: "Mom! Bobby dumped the stuff from your foot grater onto his spaghetti!"

Mom: “Oh Cindy… that’s just my cheesle. Mommy (and Daddy) can always make more, sweetie.”

by SpyderMan63 August 12, 2008

Cheesecake

A cheese cake is a term used for people who are rich and white. This is because cheesecakes are rich (thick / heavy) and (for the most part) white. The first recorded use was during an ERB rap battle where “so rich and white it’s like I’m running against a cheesecake” was said. Someone who is a cheesecake is often posh and will show off their riches but this isn’t always the case.

I saw some cheesecake driving her car yesterday.

Stop being such a cheesecake, it’s annoying.

Some old cheesecake lives in that house.

by Annonnimoos December 11, 2017