equator check

A verbal request for a couple who are cuddling under blankets to throw their arms up to prove they are not being promiscuous.

When Will and Ashley were cuddling under the covers Greg noticed a rustle. He yelled "EQUATOR CHECK" to cockblock his friend and to make sure nothing was going on.

by lolboy69 June 15, 2015

cum check

Checking if there's no cum for evidence left on the toilet or anywhere you masturbated

I had to do a final cum check because my dad was going to use the bathroom after me

by Yoyoman24 August 12, 2015

Stink check

When a person feels an itch in their butt crack and scrapes a couple of fingers across their asshole only to sniff them therefore confirming that they now have shit smelling fingers. Everybody in the world has done this or they are an outright liar!

Guy #1: Did you see Dennis scratching his ass? He just smelled his fingers! Guy #2: He does that all the time. He's doing a stink check. Guy #1: Gross...... he just handed me a beer!

by JoeyBomm June 8, 2020

‘Rona check

Rain check 2020 edition. Respectfully declining an invitation due to COVID-19 social distancing measures, independent of whether the engagement is actually a safe practice or not. A foolproof method to flake out of anything.

Hey, want to come by for a drink?
Sorry bud- gotta take a ‘rona check, I’m seeing my grandparents in a few days.

by NEW-HIZZLE September 2, 2020

Stat Check

A mechanic, character, or system in a video game where defeating it requires having higher statistical values. Sometimes called a "DPS check" in relation to raid bosses in MMOs.

Garen is stat checking me.

by ThexLoneWolf February 26, 2022

Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.

Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."

by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022

Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.

Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.

by DrFuck April 13, 2023