Chainmail

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.

John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT

by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010

Chainsaw

A suitable replacement for the word "fuck." Used by Jon Lajoie in his song "Fuck everything."

I don't give a chainsaw about anything, chainsaw everything, WHAT

by smreidy July 29, 2011

chain letter scum

1. A person who you only email when you get one of those "Send this to 200,203 people in 10 minutes or your entire family will suffer fatal heart attacks!" You never email just to chat.
2. One of those "This will happen to you if you don't send this!" people featured in chain letters.

1. Girl 1: Ooh, look! Kevin emailed me!
Girl 2: Don't open it. You're chain letter scum to him.

2. "A girl named Martha Mowdry recieved this chain letter last April and ignored it. The next day, her whole family was killed in a freak plane crash, her house burned down, and she was diagnosed with kidney disease." In this situation, Martha Mowdry is "chain letter scum".

by PLost June 10, 2005

All Balls No Chain

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.

Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man

by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011

Chain Bag

Chain bag (cheyn-bag) a douche bag, chain sporting tool who thinks he is better than everyone else, when in fact is the biggest fag in the bar. Easily spotted by wearing Gotti hair, popped collars and of course, fake gold chains. Often found along side skank bags and bitch bags in your regularly visited bar

"That guy thinks he is god's gift to woman"

"Yeah, someone should really tell him he is just another chain bag"

by Dreamgirlie May 18, 2009

Chain Status

A status post on facebook that asks you to copy and re-post as your status. Similar to chain email and letters.

Example: It is "I love my daughter" week. If you have a daughter that you love more than you can describe then re-post this as your status.

I refuse to post a chain status.

by winelvr January 16, 2011

cainnon

A sexy ass male who has a big dick and loves cuddling with his girlfriend.

Hey cainnon .

by Vmystfy April 12, 2017