non-certified memelord

a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord

The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.

by TheRubberSponge May 20, 2018

Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 13, 2009

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

Whore.

"I'm just a certified lover boy..."
"No, you're just a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

Certified lover boy

A guy that will stop at nothing to please their girl

A gental guy, A simp

“Hey have you heard Andre bought her flowers?”“Yeah he’s a certified lover boy now “

by Bby mama October 6, 2021

Certified Lover Boy

A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.

Random Babe: OMG is that Kyle Ball.... that’s one sexy certified lover boy if I’ve ever seen one😍

by Draco Drake Damion December 5, 2020

Certified Muscle Mommy

A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.

“Bro, did you see her pull 225 for reps? That’s a certified muscle mommy”

by paleempress February 24, 2023

Certified Twink Energy

When someone is giving off the energy of a Twink or is participating in Twink like actions

Person 1: “I painted my nails today.”
Person 2: “I see you, have that Certified Twink Energy.”

by Nathan._. May 9, 2022