Carlos

You eat too god damn much precious

You eat like a Carlos

by Ccthb January 27, 2020

Carlos

A person who sucks sick and is never good at sports. He’s also gay.

Damn, he’s like a Carlos.

by XxAsian_BoixX November 10, 2020

Carlos

A fuck boy that can never keep his dick in his pants. Love to think he is the shit. Such a piece of shit but comes in clutch sometimes. Very kind yet is a pussy ass.

Everyone needs a carlos ❤️

by Mike Hawkehard May 7, 2020

Carlos

Has an extremely micro penis and is really careful with what he says.

Carlos never curses.

by Anonymous[284] April 15, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a name for mexicans who show off alot and need attention carlos usually means dusty and or dirty

Carlos has daddy issues .

by ilyvpiee July 12, 2016

Carlos

Carlos has a vey split personality.

Sometimes he is loveable, charming, kindhearted. He would do anything for you, and cares about you more than anyone. If you are feeling low, he will hold you high, until you are able to hold yourself up again.

But then other times he’s different. The same person that you love with your whole heart, is suddenly gone. Replaced by a cold, outer shell, and the real him seems to be gone.

But then he’s awesome again! And then he’s awful again. It goes round and round in circles, yet I’ll never stop loving him.

Carlos is so awesome, but sometimes he acts really odd.

by Theonewhodreams124 May 23, 2023

Carlos

Is a short, single Portuguese intellectual with a beard...his mission in life is to mingle with Drs. This extremely charismatic man will seduce as many vulnerable females as he can...do be careful as Carlos will rip out your heart and soul!

Charismatic
Amicable
Rat
Lambe cus
Oracle
Seducer

Stay away from him, he's a real Carlos!

by DoutoraMulaRussa August 6, 2011