candycane

When u eat her while shes bleeding then u bust in her mouth and then you both makeout until youll make a candycane

We both pleassed each other and kissed u til we made candycanes

by Candycannnneee November 12, 2020

Candycaneapeninitus

A severe penis infection that leads to a life long mutation, this causes the penis to grow long however it curves back between the legs of the patient. The only upside is it adds a minty refreshing smell and taste.

Doctor: " How should i say this? You have Candycaneapeninitus!" Patient: " So my penis is minty and refreshing?" Doctor: "No it curves back between your legs, and your forskin is stripped"

by KnightofDay April 14, 2025

dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

Brazilian Candycane

Following anal sex, one party swishes some mouthwash prior to performing fellatio for some minty fresh head.

I had tacos for lunch… You may wanna grab the mouthwash and Brazilian candycane that shit.

by whiskeyknees August 18, 2025

Candycage

When someone acts sweet and interested in you, to pull out her magicians hate a fan club of fuckboys who belittle you, your ego, and try to cripple your self awareness of being attractive by believing woman will give you a false sense hope to leave you continuously stood up. It’s quite mercilessly heartless to a experience of understanding some people just get a good laugh and modest entertainment out of your faults, and crippling patronizing self assurance to be assertive again nonetheless.

I don’t know I’m on my pitty party, I thought returning to the places I once adored more than my own home would bring back to voided area I can’t fill in my heart but no one is even the same person or ppl I once knew, but life happens and we all grew... this candycage is a sugar tooth to lost looms.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Caney Creek

A high school in Conroe, Texas often confused with New Caney High school. Where everyone graduated and no one can spell.

Person 1: "You went to New Caney?"
Person 2: "No, Caney Creek High school, it is in Conroe."

by mj1983 May 10, 2009

New Caney

Some people are sadly mistaken about this little town, it is not just a little hick town. The one thing about this town is that there are more drugs than people in this crazy ass town. If you need anything this town has it, gaurenteed. There is also a wide range of races in this town everything from gangsters to rednecks live here. There is alot of rumors going around that that town is nothing but a little hick town, but you are very mistaken. There is alot to offer in this town, after all, I should know because I lived there for 15 years, and I wish I were still there instead of this suburb of Dallas called Allen, TX.

In New Caney there are people of all origins like
rednecks, gangsters, wanksters, Mexicans, and Hotties.

by Jeremy Wilson December 24, 2005