Calabaza

Calabaza : Thus the original significate for this word its a vegetable, it is also used to name the shit than comes off your rectum. In mexico calabaza serves also to name that shittiy attitude that some dude bros tend to display in public. It can range from a wide variety of topics where they are experts or "the shiznit" in every single one of them. You can spot the "calabaza" in parties or alcohol meetings, stealing all the atention possible. The main objective of "tirar calabaza" is getting the chics and apeear as a cool guy.

Hey girl, have I told you when I went to (a foreign country) for the summer? it is a nice region to live but I found more interesting to be at your side in this moment honey. - Ah pinche (dude name) como tiras calabaza! - ( Hey dude, you throw so much calabaza!)

While everybody is in a cool mode and chilling to the sound of nice music in a party, comes the "calabaza" guy and without authorization grabs the ipod and says: hey I got better songs, kick ass! and put some shitty playlist of him and say ohh this is cool and everybody gets the WTF face.

by alonsonajera January 15, 2009

calabrese

a guy that is lookin forward to smash your face if u say shit about anyone of his friends,a guy gurls seem to like but can be an asshole sometimes, but hes only kidding

yo im gunna call up calabrese to beat the shit outta you

by Wop November 11, 2003

Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.

Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.

by Dave April 8, 2005

Calmachill

when a situation gets out of control and people just need to relax.

Dude you need to calmachill she doesn't like you.

by Calmate man July 14, 2009

calamatic

root word calamity

1. infamous for causing trouble and harm
2. dangerous but not necessarily bad

That shiz is boombastically calamatic to the hella max!

by Mr. Boombastic November 28, 2004

Calamentrianism

This is the widely accepted belief that Flying Rhinos exhist in a place called Calamentria.

I like flying rhinos

by JOHN MACON May 13, 2005

Calabasas High School

"Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.

A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.

The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.

We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.

Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.

We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.

You know you wish you go to Calabasas High School.

by iloveCHS May 24, 2010