Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.

Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

Calculator

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.

I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...

by <mr.lexicographer> May 30, 2017

calculator

The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.

Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.

by Once I killed a gopher with a stick June 20, 2006

cellulax

another word for cellular phone

yo dude ring meh cellulax i'll ring yours back.

by nomadtw November 25, 2004

Cellular Molestation

Cellular Molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. Also called Textual Molestation. They basically molest your phone with crap you don't want to read. It's not as bad as Voice Mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to assault your ear drums with their useless shit before your voice mail allows you to delete it. Otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven't listened to.

"I avoided Kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that I didn't have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone."

by Snapcracker Crapsnacker April 30, 2009

Cellular Sniper

A person who calls you from their cell phone and then promptly turns the phone off after leaving a voice message. Predominately seen in older people who don't realize that a cellular phone can remain on for extended periods of time or used to avoid a real conversation with someone.

My mom did a cellular sniper attack on me while I was in the can.

I really wanted to avoid an argument about blowing her off tonight to go to the game with my friends so I cell sniped her.

by Goose1418 May 25, 2009

Calculator People

The majority of Asian people or a person who is speedy and quick at math.

Look at those Calculator People eating a bowl of rice.

by Yeeperboi69 July 13, 2023