Calendars

Useless pieces of paper. Whoever buys them shouldn't. Just get a digital watch.
Also, they're supposed to tell you the date. You should already know the date.
Never buy them. They are a waste of money.

Calendars are bad.

by Shroomdom January 7, 2020

Calen

Gay cunt with vagina hair and also microwave hamster

Ziqry is just like Calen lol

by Secyakmal February 24, 2019

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Calendaring

To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.

"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."

by Marc IRL December 15, 2011

Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.

GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''

by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013

Carlene

a short girl

im taller than carlene

by Lo gDotZip June 6, 2018

Caleek

Know for being so handsome, very fly guy , dick is gigantic , has very good athletic features , and social skills are very legit to the point where your bitch will be his off a wink .

“Taking your bitch is what Caleek do. “
“ You can’t guard caleek.”

“Better watch yo girl , Caleek just walked in.”

by Baleek September 27, 2018