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crackhead

a dumb bitch aka sarah, wHo says stupid shit and laughs at her own jokes. can be found laughing her nasty ass off in the corner and others being disgusted by her. she resides in crackhead county w her friend clarisse wHo hAs to protect and watch her, she often disapproves of her and looks at her with disappointment in her eyes
sarah adams is a CRACKHEAD, she laughs at her own jokes, she’s so silly. her friend is so disappointed in her
by sis007 January 19, 2019
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National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.
Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
by sksksksk42069 August 17, 2019
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crackhead

1) A person on crack 2)One who does something so stupid that they would have to be on drugs
2)Jon was a crackhead because he punched a wall and broke his hand.
by MissCleo July 23, 2004
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Crackheadness

An adjective used to describe how much of a crackhead one is. Created by Brianna Countie in 2018.
My crackheadness is at an all time high.
by Crackhead P November 18, 2018
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Crackhead

An individual who has partaken in illegal activities involving narcotics (specifically crack). A common sight in urban environments, crackheads are identifiable by their poor hygiene and excessive profanity in public. While irritable by nature, crackheads are very much so skittish, becoming quite agitated at signs of authority figures. Crackheads can be found travelling alone or in groups, though depending on which their behavior varies. While solitary and shy when by themselves, when they are in the company of another crackhead, they become quite boisterous and obnoxious, discussing pointless subjects in an unreasonably loud and profane manner. Crackheads can most commonly be found in areas that offer goods or services for cheap, as most of their welfare check is used to get their next score. These areas include, but are not limited to: Walmart, gas stations, the public bus, and McDonalds. It is currently believed that crackheads are a less-developed relative of the crackfiend.

**NOTE**
While not inherently aggressive, it is still not advised to make direct contact with crackheads, as they can easily be aggravated to profane swearing and talking about how people don't know the "struggle" like they do. If forced to confront one, avoid direct eye contact, and quickly find a way to break interaction. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to converse with them, as they take this as a sign of invitation to relentlessly pester you with nonsensical issues.
I was leading an expedition through Walmart when I accidentally stumbled upon a pack of crackheads. Fortunately, I was able to steer clear and lead my group to safety at the checkout isle.
by ModernWumbologist December 18, 2018
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Crackhead

Vanessa: I’m a crackhead
Boi: yep
by PrestonAKADaddy January 3, 2019
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crackheadism

this word has two meanings, one in which it is the act of being a crackhead or the religion of all crackheads.
“i’ve been watching so much Tana Mongeau i feel like im converting into crackheadism. “
by bellasaur January 6, 2019
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