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Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021
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A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.
Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.
by Party Wolf February 6, 2019
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deep crust

crusted shit embedded deeply into the gouche of a very hairy man; typically found on men that sweat alot/play alot of sports
"dude i need to shower, my deep crust is starting to build up"
by frank goldstein December 29, 2013
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Pee Crust

The crusty stuff left in your underwear when you don't wipe or shake properly after urinating.
Girl #1: What's that in your underwear?
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...
by lmaolololol June 15, 2017
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Jesus Crust

He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screechingREEEEEEEEEEE!”
I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.
by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018
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crust molester

One who makes pizza.
by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010
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Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.
Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
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