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Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
by Interactive September 30, 2009
mugGet the Crunch mutemug.

Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.
Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.
by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012
mugGet the Crunched Upmug.

Ramen Crunch

1. Crush up one bag of any Ramen Noodle package of your choice and put into a microwave-safe bowl.
2. Put enough water to cover the noodles in the bowl.
3. Microwave long enough so that the noodles are soft.
4. Drain the water.
5. Add the packet of seasoning, along with 1 spoonfull of Margarine/Butter.
6. Stir until mixed well.
7. Then add a few shakes of Oregano and Grated Parmesan Cheese.
8. Top off this Ghetto-style Italian dish with crunched Frito's.

ENJOY!
I'm so broke and decided to treat myself to a special Italian dish called Ramen Crunch. Save your money!
by Birranda3 March 31, 2011
mugGet the Ramen Crunchmug.

gupta crunch

the Predominantly favorite cereal of indians
man pranav sikka let me get some of that gupta crunch
by youngmoneyjosh April 8, 2010
mugGet the gupta crunchmug.

crunch time

a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly
Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.
by The Return of Light Joker August 4, 2011
mugGet the crunch timemug.

ginger crunch

A vagina on a ginger headed woman.
I'd love to have a nibble on her ginger crunch!
by BradNZ June 17, 2008
mugGet the ginger crunchmug.

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