Tomasu Crane

One who is totally obsessed with cars and jerking off. Always finds a need to complain about something that no one else cares about. Acts gay sometimes around friends.

Your being a Tomasu Crane.

by The Almighty One April 17, 2005

Grandmother's Crane

The misspelling of the word "cane".

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Noobus Crane

A crazy fat ass white boy with 3 nipples in a skate crew called cookies who's real name is Michael Rocco.

I left my Noobus Crane at home, can i use yours?
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.

by Noobus Crane December 14, 2008

baki crane

to act in ways that are not normal and may need some medical attention..

man jason is a Baki CRANE

by Boooosh January 16, 2008

sand crane

a female who adorns themselves with all manners of tacky and ridiculous clothing, gawdy accessories, tacky jewelry, and various other forms of atrocious adornments. while they think they are quite stylish, everyone else thinks they make a 2 dollar whore look classy. they are a total fashion disaster. they are especially common in northern wisconsin.

you should have seen all the sand cranes at the bar last night.

by myronman January 7, 2011

iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!

by jafsports March 23, 2011

space crane

A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.

Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.

by Zarpd August 25, 2011