cradle of filth

one of the best bands ever cradle of filth came straight out of england during 1992 some say theyre black metal some say theyre symphonic whatever they are theyre sick twisted lyrics and deranged muzic videos how can it get any better than that some socalled real goths say they suck cuz theyre popular well fuck those goths they suck

guy1:cradle of filth rocks
guy2:who?
guy3:whata fudge packer you dont know about cof

by psycotic goth July 11, 2008

Rocking The Cradle

where two males, do doggy style in the bed, while shaking the bed violently.

Austin, i heard u were rocking the cradle with ur dad last night

by jake August 07, 2004

Cradle of Filth

A shitty screamo "black metal" band that so many faggots like. As it has been said before, I shall say it again. If you like "cradle" you probably like the other gay shit like slipknot and mudvayne.

I am ashamed to even listen to the same genre of music because this shit is a disgrace to metal. If you want some real black metal, go listen to Dimmu Borgir you little fucknuts.

Scene Kid (Faggot): Ohh my gawsh, I'm super psyched I get to go see Cradle of Filth!!

Real Metal Fan: Fuck you! *Boots him in the chest and kicks him in the face* Fucking pussy!

by Scene Kids Can Eat Dicks February 17, 2009

robbing the cradle

The act of stealing a cradle, which is used to hold babies. Whatever you do is don't take the baby. They cry alot and then when they don't cry the poop and then cry some more. They never sleep.

My friend stole a cradle but threw the baby. Then the baby died. God damn annoying babies.

by Adeadlyliquid November 23, 2004

Rock the cradle

To be attracted to people who are underage

"Yo i heard r Kelly married Aliyah when she was just 15 and he was 27."

"Yea everyone knows he likes to rock the cradle."

by Little Debo December 01, 2019

cradle snatcher

a person (mainly males) who talk/date girls/guys younger than him/her

Tyler Runkles is a cradle snatcher, because he is in 11th grade and talks to a lot of 8th graders, and 9th graders.

by caiter20 January 03, 2016

Newton's Cradle

When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.

I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.

by TheJewishWonder April 25, 2019