Courtesy Swipe

The act of swiping the penis on the bed sheets between anal sex and oral sex. Done as a courtesy to the recipient.

That bitch was so dirty, I didn't even give her a courtesy swipe before I stuffed my dick in her mouth

by So wrong December 15, 2008

courtesy fingers

foreplay to anal sex

"don't stick it straight in, give me some courtesy fingers!"

by adwardo April 16, 2009

Courtesy Cumshot

When you cum on a 4 or below out of pity.

Jenny has been going after me for so long that I just had to give her a courtesy cumshot

by Courtesycumshot July 20, 2016

stoner courtesy

not being a jerk and selling drugs (weed, lsd, bars, etc.) for higher prices then you should.

damn dude juan showed major stoner courtesy last night when i got a hit of acid for 10 bucks while he gave this n00b a hit for 20.

i got a gram of dro for 20 and this nark got a gram for 30. gotta love stoner courtesy!

by korrrrn-deznutz February 19, 2011

Courtesy flush

The act of flushing multiple times at a guests house, or a party ensuring the probability of clogging the toilet is slim to none.

Yo dude if your going to take a shit, be sure to courtesy flush a few times

by Silver fear August 16, 2012

courtesy flush

1. Flushing the toilette more than once and ASAP to reduce the unpleasant scent of your own turd(s).

2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!

3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.

Redneck/Jail/Prison definitions:

EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?

EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!

Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.

by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010

courtesy wipe

When you take a shit and it's very dry and comes out clean. You know you don't really have to wipe but do it once anyways. Very ideal before athletic events.

Dude i just took a huge shit and only had to courtesy wipe, i'm gonna break the school record today.

by k bro May 25, 2010