The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.
Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.
Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.
Both Bros: (weep for their friends)
Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.
Both Bros: (weep for their friends)
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an extremely mismatched pair of people, an extremely unlikely team or pair of people (from the name of play popularized by movie)
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Get the couple shoes mug.A couple who, despite constant public flirting and/or making out, adamantly claims that they "just aren't together."
F: "Aw, you're so sweet!"
M: "No, you are!"
Other: "Hey, lovebirds! The line is moving!"
M: "Uh. We're not together."
Other: "Alright, non-couple couple, get going!"
M: "No, you are!"
Other: "Hey, lovebirds! The line is moving!"
M: "Uh. We're not together."
Other: "Alright, non-couple couple, get going!"
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Kevin & April are the greatest swinging couple ever from the south! This is the reason why they got married? : }
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The interpersonal standing of the couple is one that is mutually beneficial through their honesty, sincerity, loyalty, and overall loving relationship. Their compassion towards one another and others is what holds them close through thick and thin.
While certainly not perfect, they represent that of an earnest model relationship, one that others may reference endearingly.
The interpersonal standing of the couple is one that is mutually beneficial through their honesty, sincerity, loyalty, and overall loving relationship. Their compassion towards one another and others is what holds them close through thick and thin.
While certainly not perfect, they represent that of an earnest model relationship, one that others may reference endearingly.
Sam: "A Nurse and a USMC Officer going on several years now."
Brian: "Now that's what I call a 'power couple.'"
Brian: "Now that's what I call a 'power couple.'"
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