cook'd

When you've dropped dropped pills and are acting like a fucking spastic cunt with dinner plate eyes.

Chap: How many you had?
Beau: Just 3 bruh
Chap: You're fucking cook'd cunt

by deanino August 1, 2016

cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

by Joujoubox June 8, 2018

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

by soniiiety July 7, 2018

cook time

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME

Cook timeee

by GueellBoy March 5, 2019

Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019