The Ebony Conspiracy

A conspiracy revolving around the idea that African Americans purposely allowed themselves to become enslaved in order to play the race card many generations later. This insures they will receive anything they want.

The Ebony Conspiracy is about to be found out!

by ConspiracyOperator December 2, 2010

vast left-wing conspiracy

it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.

by Constantine Vidal September 26, 2005

Newmertz Conspiracy

When you don't mention a term in class but you still put it multiple times on the test.

Person 1: Man that test was hard
Person 2: Yea, there was definitely a newmertz conspiracy cause I didn't know any of those terms

by mertzmemes December 5, 2016

vast right-wing conspiracy

the conspiracy to turn America into a fascist state

Idiots like GW Bush and Paul Wolfowitz are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

by Anti-Bush August 10, 2003

jk conspiracy 05

the chinese food restaurant is cheating you out of eggroles, purposly.

listen ching chang, i've had enough of this jk conspiracy 05 and just give me my freaking eggrole.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Double Conspiracy

The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.

Double Conspiracy:

The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.

by Atlec December 1, 2009

playlist conspiracy

A global conspiracy that dictates -- even though you've got your playlist on Random-Whole Collection -- it somehow manages to play only songs that depress you.

You: OMG, this was our song. :'(
You: Now Playing: Sevendust -- Angel's Son
Your best mate: It's that Playlist Conspiracy... ¬_¬

by sconzey January 11, 2009