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Connecticunt

N: Generalized term for a resident of Connecticut......the most genuine Connecticunts are so ignorant and belligerent that they think Connecticunt is a compliment.

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WHAT THE HELL that fucking connecticunt just cut me off!
by gabthebomb October 12, 2010
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connecticut

You know you are from CT if:

-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend
I am getting out of here the first moment i can!!!!
by blonde89 January 26, 2005
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Connecticut Chimp

A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.
I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.
by clydemonet February 1, 2010
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Connectisnobs

People who live in Connecticut and think they are better than everybody else in this world. Rich people in Connecticut who treat others like dirt.
Connectisnobs Connecticut snobs rich people
by not snobby October 29, 2011
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connectitude

A meaningless, "vague, confident-sounding buzzword" that used in HIMYM episode "The Possimpible."
Robin: How will sounding like an idiot get me hired anywhere?

Barney: Okay, fine. Don't do it. Anyway, there are plenty of exciting stories to cover back in Canada. I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing and caught himself a 16-pound walleye. Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
Robin: Fine. Roll camera. Connectitude.
Barney: Love it.
by thepatronus July 27, 2014
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connectamail

An email connecting two or more people to each other.
I am going to send a connectamail introducing the two of you because I think you might find value in each other .
by Jamie Gabriel November 2, 2017
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connect fork

the newest game were you shove a fork into a damn electrical socket, ages 3+
YO FAM DID U HEAR ABOUT CONNECT FORK?!?!?
by TheBurningBox May 31, 2018
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