Condom

Something that pussies use

Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies

by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013

condom

a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies

Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.

by Kristen H. April 15, 2008

Condom

Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.

You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?

by Misogyny April 23, 2011

Condom

A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.

by Visual September 05, 2003

condome

Leo is very stupid for writing this word. This is small brain time.

- Someone wrote condome.
-Yeah, it was definitely Leo.

by Novimaximus21 October 24, 2019

Condomful

A synonym for Wonderful.

Person A: Hey, did you see that concert last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was totally Condomful! I had such a great time!

by Teen Nerdfighter July 18, 2011

condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

by Insidivs February 21, 2010