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closet smoker

1.(noun) someone who secretly smokes.
2.(verb) smoking in a closet for confidentiality.
1.i'm a closet smoker
2.they told me i was a closet smoker cuz i spend alot of time in my closet smoking.
by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004
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closet fag

When someone is gay and they don't admit it.
Sebastian is a closet fag because he doesn't admit he's actually homosexual.
by The OG February 1, 2005
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closet rocker

someone who plays an instrument (guitar) when nobody is around
yo when are you going to play on stage and stop being a closet rocker
by i hate ian james June 12, 2004
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closet fuckhead

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples
Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell
by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008
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closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry
Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny
by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019
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Closet Dumbass

A closet dumbass is someone who will talk nonstop, regardless of the subject, and make like they know everything about said subject even if they know little to nothing about it, for pure sake of staying in the conversation.

An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
Rob: ...so anyways that's why I'm a big fan of Dio.

(Eric walks up to join the conversation)

Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.

Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.

Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.

Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.

Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
by Mick the Dick July 16, 2011
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closet jew

A person that is afraid to come out of the closet b/c they might get cut out from their family's wealth or they might be killed due to being gay.
Bret: Whats the deal with that Frankie Fernandez kid?
Peter: idk he's rich as hell and he dresses like a fuckin homo.
Taylor: He's a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.
by Poopstain6971 May 2, 2008
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