cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006

Yeetus cleetus

What a woman shouts before delivering her orgasm onto a males penis.

Her: It's coming
Dude: OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
HER: Yeetus cleetus

by P.B.B. December 10, 2019

clent

First discovered in late 2003(A.D.) "Clent" is a highly versatile word derived from the name of an English town, city, or.. whatever the hell it is... Its founders stumbled across the pitiful excuse for a place during a routine trip to Basingstoke, and found its resonance to be of a somewhat offensive nature. It has since been employed by perhaps five aspiring young rocket scientists as an expression for loathing and contempt.

Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.

1. OH CLENT!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!

by thecannibal March 12, 2004

cheft

a word that can basically be used for anything thanks to a g named sandeep

You got a C on that test? Nigga thats hella cheft
Oh shitt man I can't believe I tapped that...shes hella cheft
What a cheft.
Why is he so chefty?
What the cheft are u doing
Jess is a junior cheft

by brownieboi April 16, 2007

"kung fu clepto"

1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items

When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.

by Stephanie Akerson May 9, 2006

Cleatface

Someone with such deep pockmarks, that a mold of their face could be cast and used to make traction for athletic cleats.

Shes a total butterface, her body is smokin' but she has major cleatface.

F. Murray Abraham is a great actor; but man...check out his cleatface!

by TNutZz November 7, 2007

Clest

a shipper for the Heroes couple Claire and West.

Person 1 :hey, I love Heroes
Person 2 : So do I. I'm a strict Clest shipper.

by cagedinsarcasm December 28, 2007