Clarting

When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.

"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"

by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009

clapping monkey

This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.

She was as loose as a clapping monkey

by bionicman April 13, 2005

Clapping cheeks

The act of aggressively/mercilessly beating someone up; to dominate in a fight; derived from the term "whooping/kicking ass"; in some cases, can be described as that of a child being severely disciplined by a parent.

"Bruce Lee was clapping everybody cheeks in that last movie."

"Floyd Mayweather stay clapping cheeks in the ring."

by calm-your-meta-nipples November 2, 2016

Genital clapping

The clapping of genitalia in a heterosexual relationship, is usually referred to the physical activity of sex. The male penis being inserted into the women's vagina, then thrusting. The action is metaphorized as a clap.

Boy1: "Hey bro, what's up"
Boy2: "Nothing much, just tired"
Boy1: "why?"
Boy2: "Me and my babe were genital clapping all night"

by king1481 March 14, 2014

Clapping cheeks

Nigger beans be smacking those asses

Damn bro you be clapping cheeks

by Luchi gang May 24, 2019

Clarying

To fall for a chick that was only using you and your buddies to benefit her and her friends.

Guy 1 - Dude, I invited that one chick that stayed in the tent with us the other day to my place.
Guy 2 - Bro, stop Clarying. They were just using us to stay warm. You shoulda hit it and quit it man.

by Doctor X.M. Gabriel Geneticist December 17, 2011

Clapping

When a man's balls slap on a woman's ass sing a clapping noise like me and your mum last night

Did u see my dad clapping my mum's cheeks

by V BC hchc July 8, 2022