checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017

Smack Checker

Smack Checker - AKA Fact Checker. One who refutes all facts that do not support the main stream media narrative, its talking points and or any other statement that does not fall under leftist ideologies. (Ie: Socialism, Marxism, communism)

Hey did you see what the Snorpes Smack Checkers said? They said that there was zero evidience to support anything other than what they say is fact.

by FORESTFUNK March 7, 2021

Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

Home Checker

Is not cheating with someone in a relationships as home wrecker , but rather communicates and slightly flirts with them to see how stable the relationship is

Billy accepted his title of home checker as he got his ass beat after flirting with Kyle’s girlfriend.

by Grip Reaper April 9, 2023

Pink checkers

A young woman wearing a pink checked dress

Hey Tim, check out the fucking pink checkers on that rig!

by Bert_baccarat April 10, 2023

checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

fact-checker

Liar.

The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.

by Mozzastryl August 21, 2023