Championshit

the prize awarded when one out-shits his opponent in a public bathroom

Chris tried to gas me out while we were in the bathroom at work, but I came away with the Championshit

by Porcelain Punisher April 10, 2009

AFC Championships

A football game every year where a lucky team gets to play the New England Patriots for a chance to play in yhe superbowl

"You watching the game tommorow"

"Yea, can't wait for the fucking patriots to win the AFC championships again"

by Patrick mahommes January 22, 2019

Champagne Ass

Refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of shit, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid - or "foam". This is a condition most often associated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.

"All that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of Champagne Ass this morning!"

by Nick & Mo August 5, 2003

Champagne de la Rosa

Champagne de la Rosa, sometimes known as Cristal Flanagan is a high class, respectable male. Looks a million dollars all of the time. Perfect natural blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, full and plump lips and a stunning moustache and beard combo. Studies hard, often sharing his wisdom and knowledge to less advantaged students. Always surrounded by beautiful women, who adore his cheeky charm and quick wit and he always outshines his friends in the looks department. When he isn't studying hard at podiatry, he is an international rap artist, collaborating with artists such as eminem, fiddy and jay z.

Duuude i wish i could be like Champagne de la Rosa, he get all de gurls.

by dishydenisxx November 2, 2011

Champagne Monday

Ignoring work and other responsibilities on a Monday, or any weekday, to relax at the beach with friends. Champagne/adult beverages are optional, but comfortable lounge chairs are essential.

She looked forward to Champagne Mondays in August when she and her friends left the office after lunch to relax at the beach, sip champagne, and catch up on news.

by BenKatTalks January 23, 2015

champagneeakhi

he’s awesome i know he has been through a lot man but it will get better sometimes you have to put yourself together youre not alone youre amazing

champagneeakhi im proud of you i really am im sorry you’ve been through a lot these day but trust me it will get better, i love you, take care.

by doodoofag July 17, 2021

Smear Campaign

Public attempt to spread negative information about a person or people.

Syco ordered a smear campaign against the group when they realized that the band was planning to sign with another label.

by LarryIsLife.28 May 16, 2017