I can’t with you

You’re being silly

Ang: falling asleep again after taking a nap*

Me: Omg Ang “I can’t with you”

by Ojitosrojitos March 28, 2020

Can’t see me

When you wave your hand in front of your face like John cena, saying “you can’t see me” as you bust a fat nut in her eyes.

Your girlfriend can’t see me

by Swolejesus July 29, 2020

You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

I can’t terror him

Usually a group of uneducated people who can no longer call you for what you do because they now know your not a virgin.

I can’t terror him, that was the one thing I had against him, and now I feel powerless.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More

It's like my insides have cut out again
Tongue-tied, I live life, but just don't fit in
So I

Guess I should tell you now
Guess I can play it down
Don't you watch the latest telly?
Guess I can burn you down
Guess I can tell you now
That I am less than ordinary
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor

I said too much but I'd say it again
Words do collide when the motives are thin

I guess I could mend a cut
Guess I should keep it shut
Guess I've had that one too many
Guess I could write it down
Guess I could shout it out
There's a twist in every story
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor
Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More
Honestly I hit the floor

by Gothic Miscreant December 19, 2023

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023