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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the 《¤》María《¤》Castro《¤》maría《¤》castro《¤》María《¤》Castro《¤》mug. A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
Get the Castro Valleymug. Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
by themostamazingpersonitw123456 March 31, 2017
Get the pull a castromug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the Imaweli Bonilla Jaylavy Zunilda Castro Estrada Tannanylu Robles Solermug. Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019
Get the aysia castromug. 
Grand child of former Prime Minseter of Cuba also known as Fidel Castro. He was born in Florida in November. It is unclear what year he was born in but we do know he is in the Hernando area of Florida
by Crist bow May 23, 2021
Get the dylan castromug.